Hey, you squirted on me! Well, hold on, I'm gonna cum in you

What are you saying - you've never come from anal? Hang in there

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

It's nothing - my son has a date, so he's learning how to do cunnilingus on his mother

"Did you cum in me?" - That's how you pass a grade at 19 (via creampie) 😳

Hey, you didn't come inside! Fuck me again until you pour your sperm in me

Hey, where are you putting your dick in cum? We haven't even come up with a name yet

Dirty talk on the phone for a guy, and pussy for a brother - don't want to get caught

Get your hands off me and let me fuck you in the ass - I'm going to go all the way in

Are you sure you're a salesman? You fuck me so hard I've already come twice

Shh, or he'll wake up and forbid us to fuck to orgasms and squirts

How's that, sister? My dick is good enough to stick in you

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

"I forbid you to breathe, bitch!" - That's a real tough throat fuck

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Took the condom off for crepey, but accidentally doused her dick with squirt

I already poked my dick - I liked it, now I can fuck it, too

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch